Intimacy, Sex, Underwear and Love: Not really the desired effect

Not really the desired effect

By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 21 065

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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You deserved it 471

By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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You deserved it 6 765

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 18:00

Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML

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You deserved it 470

By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 11 009

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

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You deserved it 7 146

By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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You deserved it 8 441

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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You deserved it 103 231

By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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You deserved it 31 360

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:08

omg, wow., lol!!!! u must have been blown away with wat u saw

Caael 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:13

Hope you got sympathy sex

Comments

Leaveittosteven 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:20

Did she have a ball sack or something?

shanedawsonfan 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:28

LOL shocked u bak

live_laugh_learn 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:31

You love your vag ._. Oh wow.

Honda288 2

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:46

Dam man hahaha

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:10

It's your girlfriends fault, she should have been smarter than that. This outcome was pretty predictable.

luckyyyy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:59

well shit happens does'nt it

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:08

I would never think it'd kill the mood, personally. I think it's kind of cute he fell over. Jeez, don't these things happen in romantic movies anyway? The boyfriend or girlfriend does something stupid and silly like this and it just makes them more endearing? Of course, I'd never wear a ******* skirt without underpants. Sluttyyyy... As for our moods being easily killed... I do have to agree, I guess. I think there are studies that have shown that, while guys and gals take the same average time to get fully aroused (around ten minutes), the gals are usually the ones more likely to have their arousal shot down.

laleyla 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:50

your life is ****** up if you are HAPPY about that. seriously, what's going on with you????

fmh123 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:56

wow you ****** that up, next time be a little less nervous

evlbb2 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:28

Agree with 45 He probably just got surprised at her daring / not wearing underwear / definite sign of getting lucky that he forgot he was climbing stairs and fell. :D Even the best of us might stumble if we didnt expect it coming right? :]