I think that was a subtle hint... That sucks though :(

Notice how he said "liked" instead of "like"

What she is really saying is that she doesn't want you stalking her on Facebook -- she wants you to up your game and pursue her in real life. Prepare a nice room for her in your basement (with a toilet in easy reach of her tether) and then sit in a panel van just outside her house. Glad I could do the translation for you ;)

That's when you text bomb her with, "You're a bitch."

People are bitches. I'm sorry:/

Dude, move on. She's not worth your time!

Well she's not a quality friend. And since she is no quality friend, I suggest keying her car and pissing on the hood one time.

Mabye shes trying to save you time and embarisment. But that sucks sorry op

Only losers put that as a status anyway

She's the one pathetic enough to ask people to text her on FB. I wouldn't text anyone who had that as their status.