Facebook, Social Media and Love: Not you

Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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You deserved it 6 654

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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You deserved it 5 956

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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You deserved it 4 078

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:17 - United States - Hudsonville

Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML

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You deserved it 6 121

Slick and suave

By EffUThen - 22/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 685

Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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You deserved it 8 702

By sh33zy - 03/02/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

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BlindyMcGee 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:20

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

jojimugo 20

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:30

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

Comments

teerabaap 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 17:35

Just another attention seeking low life if she doesn't acknowledge your presence, she doesn't deserve your feelings

KandieCandy 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 17:35

What a bitch!

Lord_Nord 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 17:36

Ouch ...she ain't worth it

Shadow4i5 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:26

U shuld wait a while then comment on her status as "no likes no n no messages.....guess nobody cares about U, awkward" I bet ppl wuld like ur comment

smash8 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:33

Crushes usually start from physical attraction, followed by getting to know the person. If only people's appearance reflected their personality!

andiiturtle 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 18:53

It's bitches like that u should avoid -.-

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:01

Bitches get stitches

Rach227 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:10

Awww I'm sorry, that sucks, but at least you know what an utter bitch she is before you get too attached

bornoriginal 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:26

Theres a reason that nobody text dosen't her anymore.

Dcm210 19

Sunday 15 January 2012 19:54

thats when you delete her from you friends list and act as if she doesnt exist.

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