Facebook and Miscellaneous: Not you

Not you

By pandabear - 12/02/2010 19:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 104

You deserved it 8 577

By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 773

You deserved it 89 663

By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 184

You deserved it 7 805

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 592

You deserved it 4 042

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 685

You deserved it 8 730

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 855

You deserved it 123

A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 281

You deserved it 4 720

Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 860

You deserved it 298

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 602

You deserved it 532

By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 597

You deserved it 7 259

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:07

I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.

turdburgers 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:16

Leave one more that says "bitch".

Comments

tereshay 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:07

i'm sorry but that is just too funny!

DemonChicken 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:09

what an optimist lol

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:15

hahaha dannng hilarious.

leighblacknan 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:16

Erm... if she didn't want anything to do with you why did she ad you as a friend?

StingRay1971 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 11:42

write her again and call her a bitch and her **** r small n she looks fat.

silent_shark 10

Saturday 23 January 2016 22:37

that would make it worse and if shes popular she can just make everyone hate him even more.

turdburgers 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:16

Leave one more that says "bitch".

HIJKay 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:38

This.

Alex373 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:11

win

MissAries 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:17

Okay then...everyone doesn't have to like you so get over it and talk to other people.

xSCALEYMANFISHx 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:19

#24 ftw

brii1255 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:20

popular bitches r like dat . in my school im one of the weird mis-matched sock wearin weirdos who screams and likes to have fun wherever whenever . but everyone else in my school just thinks i think im da big shit . obviously i know i aint xD . lol hapoy vday everyone !! ps. i do have frends lol !! just in case yhu guys thoughy i was a lonely loser

anorexicbarbie 8

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:44

...the ****?

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:25

Wow, thanks for the headache. I lasted until halfway through the second sentence before I gave up on that comment.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:57

You ARE a lonely loser. You're only 12 years old-grow up and start acting your age. You're probably the kid who acts like a total idiot to try to show off and get attention and thinks they're the shit, when in reality, all they are is annoying little twerps who nobody wants to be friends with.