Facebook and Miscellaneous: Not you

Not you

By pandabear - 12/02/2010 19:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 104

You deserved it 8 577

By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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You deserved it 89 663

By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 184

You deserved it 7 805

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 592

You deserved it 4 042

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

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You deserved it 8 730

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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You deserved it 123

A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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You deserved it 4 720

Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 860

You deserved it 298

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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You deserved it 532

By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 597

You deserved it 7 259

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:07

I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.

turdburgers 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:16

Leave one more that says "bitch".

Comments

chikiitaaa 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:51

sometimes facebook is wack! with all those stupid changes they make everytime..I post things n they disapear n it's NOT cuz they got deleted by the person I was writing to, so maybe it wasn't even her. I hope not lol.

Pancakes92 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:52

that happened to me once, I feel your pain lol

saranottelling 7

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:52

Oh no, the attractive popular girl that you barely know deleted you off of her wall. Whatever shall you do now? *sigh* Sorry, its been a rough week... I just ate my last cookie.

poooook 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:01

awwww... I'm sorry D;

brutallyhonest24 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:05

that sucks,at least you arnt a total ass like her.

frigginmuffin420 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:11

it's pretty sad if you refer to someone as "popular". I'd rephrase it as a stuck up *****. **** popularity dude. you're probably cooler than a bunch of hollister wearing future-drug-addict bitches.

MQ_was_here 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:06

Exactly # 50, I hate when sad kids like the OP put themselves down by admitting to being losers and the other person being 'popular'. The whole woe-is-me card is d-bag'ry at it's finest. -_-

aardvarkish 15

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:12

SFW ... I get deleted/ ignored all the time...

decaturboizone6 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:21

why is she such a bitch just beacuse she's popular and isnt obligated to talk to the op....and if she doesnt know the op him writing "Happy birthday" (not very original) several times on her just comes off as creepy and stalker-ish

ran4sh 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:31

If she "doesnt know" the op then maybe she shouldn't have added/accepted him as a friend.

decaturboizone6 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 6:47

well if he is willing to write happy birthday three times as it gets deleted each time theres no telling how many times he sent a friend request maby she felt bad i add people from highschool i didnt like

ran4sh 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:23

... people generally handle repeated friend requests by leaving those requests pending, or by reporting/blocking, not by adding them after the 3rd/4th/etc. request. And those that are that dumb deserve what they get. Also, those who are adding people they don't like are usually just trying to increase their friend count or something similar.