Intimacy: Observation

Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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AWESOM_E 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:03

I wonder what he expected to see instead...?

hidude12 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:03

woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?

Comments

thebigslim 13

Sunday 19 April 2009 18:38

Ironically enough, my girlfriend told me the other day that the next time I go down on her, she wants me to find her pee hole for her cause she doesnt know where it is.

Misha_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 19:20

Anatomy class 1 on 1

SexyRexi 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:55

I agree with #100 this may not have ruined the OPs life but I'm fairly damn certain it killed the mood. I mean FMLs are meant to have some humor in them. Give the girl a break she was just trying to give us a life. ^__________________^ And boy did it ever work lmao. Now OP this means vengeance.... You're going to have to do something to seriously kill the mood for him next time xD Make sure to be creative though because he's all ready used the "pee hole" line so you're gonna have to try something all fresh and new... Have fun :3

wildchild69 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:46

Maybe he should investigate that area a bit more....

_i_love_him_91 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:05

ok so terrable but i could see my bf do it and he is 19! lol, but he would do it just to kill the moment, and we would both laugh our asses off about it :)