Intimacy: Observation

Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 17:34 - Canada

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Friday 17 April 2009 12:03

I wonder what he expected to see instead...?

hidude12 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:03

woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?

Comments

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 17 April 2009 12:41

#10 not all men are like that! don't just quick asume because one guy is like that then all guys must be like that.

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 17 April 2009 12:44

#12 a minute ago, i saw the #2 comment. it got moderated. it said "****" before it got moderated. I guess the moderated comments get deleted now.

morninc 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:46

Great job, Sherlock.

eleanor_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:57

Charming.

jazminbliss 2

Friday 17 April 2009 12:59

wow. That kills a mood pretty quickly.

Zic_fml 7

Friday 17 April 2009 13:04

Let's make a fuss about it! Since when is it a shame to tell your observation aloud? Of course, the unlucky "stallion" picked the right moment to do that. But what, lol. Why would a random guy be insulted or offended if he heard his girl say Wow, your urine goes through that hole! That's a fact...

hellojuicyhello 5

Monday 18 July 2011 10:05

lol

Rose20 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:14

Now you know that he's very observant. What an idiot, he should've kept quiet, what a way to spoil a moment!

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:16

you choose a weirdo, YDI

Loe_307 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:19

#10 What I think you meant was "boys." When are you girls / ladies going to figure out that there's a difference?? Don't look at it, just eat it!! Haha.