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Octopi

By daddoesn'tknowbest - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

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DontModMeDammit 10

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:44

And 20 penis shaped appendages.

perdix 29

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:48

Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.

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om102907 4

Monday 5 March 2012 20:14

Funniest thing i have read yet!

megan324 4

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:37

I read this wrong

YodasTwinSister 11

Friday 22 February 2013 7:00

This is quite an achievement.

DusktheKat 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:49

THE OCTOPUSSIE This ****** is an animal with 8 testicles. People like to eat them and put condoms on them. I love octopussies!

DusktheKat 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:51

This organism is an animal with 8 tentacles. People like to put condiments on them and eat them. I love octopusses! (octopi)

Adree 15

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:05

Octopi* Your husbands an idiot...

magnetic_aura 26

Monday 15 September 2014 10:47

Actually both are accurate.

pugpuggy 21

Wednesday 12 November 2014 18:44

Unless it has an octopus-sy!!

xxhdxx 11

Monday 22 February 2016 23:58

first of all it's octopi. second wuuuuuuut?

1known 30

Sunday 27 August 2023 8:41

Your husband is both an idiot and a bad father. Sorry for you.

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