Octopi

By daddoesn'tknowbest - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
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DontModMeDammit 10

And 20 penis shaped appendages.

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perdix 29

Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.

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Comments

Teampeetaphile 4

I remember when I was in third grade or so, my high school brother and sister and I were trying to figure out what tentacles were called. Of course, I screamed out testicles. In an extremely crowded store. Everybody turned to look at me. It wasn't a fun time.

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Un_appreciated 1

LMAO!! Too funny! Hey we parents have to have fun some how.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Peter Griffin?

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GratteKi 2

That sounds exactly like something my uncle would do to his son

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princess151617 4

Lmfao. Tentacles

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piwikiwi93 0

Well when I was talking about prostate cancer I almost said prostitute cancer!

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footcheezeez 16

Does that mean he thinks the tentacles are penises!? Sorry OP but your husband is an asshole. KILL THE ******!!!!!!

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