Weddings, Awkward, Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Off script - FML

Off script

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the rehearsal for my wedding, my mother told my bride's mother to fuck off. FML

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:15

I sense a steel cage death match in the near future.

Kylaka 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:18

These old ladies need a time out

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 March 2015 23:26

Thanksgiving will be awkward.

lux_final_spark 18

Friday 20 March 2015 22:15

She probably heard monster in law bad mouthing you

KitchenPig 16

Friday 26 June 2015 8:57

Perhaps this is the reason why we rehearse, get all the feelings out of the way before the real ceremony

Hangryko 29

Thursday 22 June 2023 11:11

This is why everyone should just elope. Normalize it. Avoid the wedding drama.

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Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML

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