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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
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rick_james_b17ch 0

'knock knock', 'whose there?' 'I dumped' 'I dumped who?' 'I dumped you lol'

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theanonymoose 3

I had a very similar thing happen to me. A few years ago, my girlfriend messaged me and told me that we had to talk. I replied and said that if she was breaking up with me, she may as well just do it and get it over with. She denied it, and said it was about something else. 6 hours later after work, after many different possibilities floated through my head, I went over to her house and got dumped.

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P3R 0

its better than being dumped over the fone

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amatayo 0

I guess he did not want to do it over the phone which is good. So hmmm but by your name I'm guessing your in your teens. And teen love rarely happens, it's more like you have a crush. Don't worry it won't last to long

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maddi27 0

he just didnt want to tell you over the phone. at least he had the balls and told you face to face

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AntiChrist7 0

Don't date lying assholes. YDI

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

At least he didn't get a friend to tell you. And then at least your friend didn't tell you through MSN. *bitter* He had guts to tell you to your face. Theres no point of him saying "Yeah I am going to break up with you." over the phone if he wanted to be a man and tell you to your face.

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cuzirock132 0

How did you not see that coming? He's a jerk though.

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j_rock1981 0

she did see it coming. did you read the post?

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BigPaperClip 0

Hey hey hey, at least he had the guts to talk to you in person and not over the phone.

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Bloodknight 22

You gotta give the guy props for having the decency to do it in person, right, lol!

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bosshaug 0

Duh he did dumbass what was he supposed to say yes? YDI for asking akward questions

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plexico 3

He was going to ask you to marry him, you fool. He was so offended that you asked if he was going to break up, that he did.

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