Technology and Housework: Oh, by the way… - FML

Oh, by the way…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Naples

Today, my mom called and casually let me know she'd wrecked my iPad after putting it in the dryer with my bed sheets. FML

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Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13

Saturday 25 October 2014 19:16

Are the bed sheets okay?

odod777 28

Saturday 25 October 2014 19:16

Why does your mom do your laundry?

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Iris_Wildthyme 4

Sunday 26 October 2014 3:40

Your mom must be seriously unobservant. I can understand putting thinks like USB sticks or even your phone or wallet in the wash if you haven't checked pockets, but an Ipad is reasonably big!!

jayeterror775 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 21:25

Sorry I accidently down voted you. I was falling asleep, and I accidently clicked your comment, and the button =/.

alyKATANA1 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 4:19

How did she not notice? Lol sorry FYL, I hope it's under warranty!

PinkasaurusRex 25

Sunday 26 October 2014 4:43

If it was stuck in your sheets, wouldn't it have gotten wrecked in the washer first? Either way, that's awful. Sorry, OP, hopefully it's under warranty or she'll replace it!

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 4:51

No more bed fun for couple of days

messymessiah 11

Sunday 26 October 2014 4:51

she better get you a new one

Vegetarian27 24

Sunday 26 October 2014 12:09

She ******* well better buy you a new one.

kenb123 4

Sunday 26 October 2014 15:15

I can fix it.

DogeMan 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:38

Have u tryed turning it off and on again?

alicat13 12

Monday 27 October 2014 5:29

Who leaves electronic devices in their bed?

liesseling 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:19

me

liesseling 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:18

how do you not feel that extra weight..

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