Oh dear

By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
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MagicMushrooms 0

FYL? **** the deer's life; that's a horrible and painful way to die.

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Acousticpixie14 6

That poor animal! My goodness, I hope you put that deer out of it's misery. I hope it didn't scar you too badly, I'd be a wreck if that happened to me! I can't even drive by roadkill without shuddering, feeling nauseous, and getting goosebumps ]:

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ppriscilla 0

thats horrible :((

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cupcake112397 0

he doesn't have dick.

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fthku 13

Hey hey now, you don't wanna go to hell do you?? You shouldn't be swearing at God.

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chantellesmith 0

omg, why would you put an FML about this!? poor animal.. more like F.ITS.LIFE? :(

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4mar2ley0 0

I have my buck knife and.45 to put a deer out of it's misery but half of you people tellin th op to do the same thing, are hypocritical little pu$$ys. I've had to pull over and do it for people like you who are being hysterical crying about that "poor little deer". o and the people who throw up at the sight of blood!? priceless!!!

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chantellesmith 0

um no? we have heart for animals, that's all. i think it'd be a little different if it was a human in the middle of the road! ;(

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SwordAce 3

umm.....64 is right im sorry but i dont want to be atked by an injured deer since if they are wounded they will just go balistic

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underguarded 20

it's great to know you just "happen" to carry those items in your truck. your such a ******* savior for that. either way the deer is in enough pain that it suffered.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Well.. I can't say for sure i'd shoot it, but I kind of don't own a gun.. The deadlist thing I have is an antique samurai sword.. And I don't exactly carry that in my car.. But I live in California, and have only been out of LA for a year, so...

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maddycakes19 0

this made me cry! i hope u r happy telling everyone in the world this horrible story!!

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SwordAce 3

honestly ppl sayong he should have checked it are mental a wounded deer is dangerous in the fact if it can it woll kick and/or bite u plus it could have rabies honestly stop thinking all animals are innocent we dont live in a world made by ******* disney -.-"

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RedPillSucks 31

They're saying to check things out, not give the deer mouth-to-mouth. It's not that hard to access the situation without getting bludgeoned by a deer pinned underneath a car. Now if you're talking about stopping before he hit the deer, then I agree. That would be stupid. He should have just driven around instead of over the deer.

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ulicksam 0

How can you not deserve it? If you can't avoid something "dead" in the middle of the road, you're going too fast or not paying attention. And if you can't tell you're dragging a deer for a mile, please get off the road. Damn brain-dead people.

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Frexual 0

YOU KILLED BAMBI! YOU. *******. KILLED. BAMBI! You better not create offspring. They night even be as heartless as you. *mumbles about how you murdered bambi as I walk off*

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