Oh, hello there

By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 724
You deserved it 8 875

Same thing different taste

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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

Comments

I would feel concerned for my sisters sake

I say, why ruin what could be a perfectly good evenning?

At least she isn't bulimic. If she was the cake would be coming out of the stripper!

down the hall is closer than down the street XD

gatorgrl1988 0

That's epic. I'm sorry, but it really is. And if the two of you can get past the shock, you have an amazing secret guaranteed to bring tears of laughter for many years to come.

HahAboy95 0