Oh, hello there

By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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Poepiepiesie 3

Fake your sister does not know where you live?

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alwaysbored13 14

at least you both know eachother's secret so you're somewhat even ...

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cufaoil 11

had to check the profile to make sure this was a different Jon.... otherwise I could have made a number of comments.... either way, that definitely would have been an awkward moment

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theydrick 0

as long as she's hot, don't be a cockblock to all your friends! She's not THEIR sister

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sbx 0

She must've been very little indeed. Rofl all the same :D

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StormGirl142 24

You deserve it for supporting women who degrade themselves for pigs like you.

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Splayd 10

So what, exactly, is your definition of "degrade"?

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Katy0_0 0

Your family has wierd reunions!! XD

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