Oh, hello there

By Jon - 18/01/2010 20:26 - United States

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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redshortsx 0

oh wow your sister was the stripper at your birthday. that's ******* gross

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Pankreas 0

Uhm, of course this makes sense. He hired a stripper to jump out of a cake, and the stripper in the cake was his sister. Ouch.

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Mortoli 30

Lol should have sent her back and asked for a refund lmao.

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mthurston 14

I woulda jumped in the cake and ****** her senseless. In my dreams anyway.

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kunjac0945 21

Hope she gave you a discount. It'd just be rude of her otherwise.

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dreadlocmask 15

Awkward. Also for the people who don't understand, him and his friends wanted a stripper, therefore contacted the agency at which she works for, and they sent her to his birthday party. That is how he found out his sister is a stripper.

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PikarooArtist 17

Ouch, sorry you had to find out that way OP. Hell I found out through my insane mom that my aunt used to be a stripper, I know it sucks to find out that one of your family members does this for a living (even through something as awkward as your situation) but hopefully things will get better between you two.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

And when your mother said "I have two wonderful children" she meant "I have two lying toe-rags"

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LyricaSilvan 29

There are not enough words in the world to describe how awkward that must have been..

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Two things I need to ask: Have your friends ever met your sister? If they were your close friends, then I would imagine that they most likely would've met her and would've recognized her before hiring her for the party. And let's say that for some reason, your friends never met her, so that leads to this question; did they give her some information on the party before hiring her? I know "Jon" is a common name and all, but if she were informed of who the party is for, and saw the date of the party (if it were held on your birthday and not on an earlier or later day) she probably would've guessed it was for you and would've turned the job down. Either way, you don't seem to have very good friends.

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