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Oh, hello…

By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Sexy time

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 06:00

Today, I tried to seduce my long term boyfriend into doing the deed for about an hour. He didn't even put his phone down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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thrice324 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:15

At first I read that as "two year old boyfriend"

Silkie 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:22

Just smile and wave boys! C:

Comments

sk8trzero53 0

Friday 16 July 2010 17:24

just fail, how could you not see another face on the laptop right in front of him? ydi

Shover 0

Friday 16 July 2010 17:24

How do you not notice a video convo in progress? He'd be talking to the computer the whole time. If you are going to make shit up, atleast make it entertaining / believable.

eytanrodin 0

Friday 16 July 2010 17:33

Perdix usually manages to throw in excellent wit. 23 showed up first on this FML and I was thinking about how that's the perfect response. So I was not surprised when Perdix referenced 23's comment. Well played, friends, well played. But Perdix, for you, today's comment is a tad sub-par. I know it's easy to criticize without giving a solution, but in this case, I believe 23 has said all that needs to be said. A good weekend to you both.

lol_ironic_life 9

Friday 16 July 2010 18:27

Was I the only one who thought she said, "two year old boyfriend"? LoL pay closer attention OP! ^_^

allanaskye 0

Friday 16 July 2010 18:29

haha... I thought it said my two year old boyfriend

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 16 July 2010 18:38

OP, how do you not know hes on cam with someone? YDI. I also thought she said 2 year old boyfriend. Weird.

Jessicaa96145 0

Friday 16 July 2010 18:58

well you have to think about it. he might have not had a mic so he couldnt talk, just type and he coul have had a website up at the time not the convo. but i doubt it. YDI. OP

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 16 July 2010 23:42

It's more common for there to be a mic with it; if he's got the Logitech camera for the webcam call there should be a mic on that. If he's got a webcam on the laptop, more often than not they come with that. True, he may have had a website up. But if it's a case where he had a mic, she should have known.