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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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You deserved it 7 333

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 25 334

Sexy time

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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You deserved it 25 013

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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You deserved it 75 757

By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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You deserved it 7 129

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 17 448

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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You deserved it 7 456

Not into it

By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 06:00

Today, I tried to seduce my long term boyfriend into doing the deed for about an hour. He didn't even put his phone down. FML

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You deserved it 243

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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You deserved it 4 006

By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 29 645

thrice324 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:15

At first I read that as "two year old boyfriend"

Silkie 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:22

Just smile and wave boys! C:

Comments

xsu418x 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:26

he was like ATS MAH BOY

mrmaks18 7

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:46

at 2 years he shouldn't have a girlfriend or even be on a laptop. but son your woman looks so fine

_kayla23_ 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 2:52

I think that your making this up, cause his father would be able to see you, and also are you that dumb that you couldn't tell he was video chatting with his dad. & also if you have been dating him for two years and you haven't had sex you should probably move on, cause he is obviously getting from somewhere else(:

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 17 July 2010 5:04

Where does it say OP and her boyfriend hadn't had sex?

mr_miyagi 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 3:19

and you didnt notice that they were talking to each other?

chappy5 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 4:19

if you want the attention that much, then you deserve it cuz his dad saw

Bobadilla349 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 4:56

haha awkward

LtChicken 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 5:07

derp

me_kristen30 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 5:15

maybe you got lucky and the father didnt mind ;)

XxFallenbladexX 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 5:34

His dad was talking with him. Video chatting. So it wasn't wierd at all that he was talking to the comp. Case closed. This is either fake or you are just completely dumb.