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By x.x - 06/07/2014 05:09 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By abc123 - 16/12/2013 16:44 - United States - Marysville

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 133

By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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You deserved it 5 015

By antiqued - 20/12/2012 05:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took a bath because I couldn't get my left arm wet due to a minor medical procedure. My roommates decided to barge in to the bathroom and ruthlessly pelt me with flour. Not only did I find out flour burns the eyes, but the shock caused me to slip and submerge my arm. FML

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By Steve - 24/02/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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itwasthedognotme 14

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:31

That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

ThomasBombadil 31

Sunday 6 July 2014 19:34

I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.

Comments

thorssin 8

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:16

Sounds like your in a sticky situation... ;)

lifesabish 9

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:58

Sounds like you get soap in your eyes way too often, learn how to bathe. Sorry but YDI in my opinion.

Epickitty58 29

Monday 7 July 2014 16:14

Sounds like you need to buy a new attitude that includes a little sympathy.

slipstreak 10

Monday 7 July 2014 1:09

O_o

yeongji 31

Monday 7 July 2014 1:28

I think it is about time you fix your habit of opening your eyes when you should not in the shower..

aimzskee 30

Monday 7 July 2014 2:16

Strangely enough, I can actually relate to this situation. I feel your pain op.

ndaguanno 17

Monday 7 July 2014 2:46

Sorry op, reminds me of planes, trains, and automobiles

RoaRawR 6

Monday 7 July 2014 9:04

shower curtains do the same job...YDI

Vegetarian27 24

Monday 7 July 2014 10:55

It's easier to run your eyes while having the water run over your face. It rinses the eyes without being as harsh as straight up spraying water into them.