Oh no.

By Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30

Spicy
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 381
You deserved it 1 666

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just maybe keep that little secret in the closet.

ffc Squall 14

Burn it. Cast it into the fires of Mordor. Open up a portal to an unknown unknowable dimension and just get rid of it.

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boopingsnoot 24

Replace it with, say, an Amazon gift card and a note reading "get your own"

If your daughter is old enough to be using a *****, she is old enough to clean out her own closet.

yeah.. don't ever tell her . just take it off her and don't tell her whose shape it's from.. somethings you just don't share

I think I read a confession about something similar to this online. If it’s the same family, your daughter knows it’s her dads mold, and she uses it for anal penetration. According to the ‘confession’, she washed it and put it back the first time she used it, when she found the mold initials on it or something. It’s way to similar to be a coincidence. You two need to have a talk about not sharing your toys.

Gross. Why would she take it if she knew it was her dad's?

ncparry 18

I would tell her, so she knows to stay the hell out of your things and let her clean her own closet out!

Is she even aware that it's molding of your husband/her dad's ding dong? Because if she doesn't, I feel like she should know even if it's something that she probably wouldn't want to know. And if she is already aware of it, then I feel like she might have some daddy issues...... Just saying.

what i wanna know is how old is the daughter?