Awkward, Celebration and Work: Oh, thanks…

Oh, thanks…

By Whoops - 24/06/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

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You deserved it 72 927

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By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

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You deserved it 1 536

Great, some ice cream!

By Anna - 11/10/2019 06:00

Today, after three years of working at my current occupation, they decided to give me a bonus for all of my hard work and effort. A 5$ gift card to Cold Stone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 654

You deserved it 203

By Noname - 22/02/2009 06:14 - Australia

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 354

You deserved it 3 212

By Joel - 02/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When i showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire restaurant was there greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says 'you suck' more than being 'that guy' at your job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 138

You deserved it 6 293

By Darth Binks - 01/02/2015 18:48 - Canada

Today, I came back from vacation to find a packet on the company's stress management programs on my desk. I was sent the same packet over my vacation. I got the same packet from my boss as I left. All because I snapped at a co-worker who was throwing a tantrum over the Star Wars trailer. FML

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You deserved it 3 874

By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 14:27 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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You deserved it 3 886

By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 03:22 - United States - Detroit

Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML

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You deserved it 969

By Abby - 17/10/2018 08:00 - United States - Watertown

Today, my employer gave me a gift to celebrate the one-year anniversary of my hire date. It would have been a really nice gesture if they weren't laying me off at the end of the month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 866

You deserved it 161

By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 330

You deserved it 3 886

By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 040

You deserved it 74 947

messyjessy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:34

idk whether you deserved it or not, it sucks you had to do that but you should have looked around before you threw a hissy fit! you have great coworkers you should apologize

jumpman3000 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:39

did u still get the cruise

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arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:42

Take foot Insert into mouth tada

amstillives 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:59

Some people are just angry idiots. Go take a lap..

junomcguff_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:20

Unless you told them that you think you have crappy co-workers, I don't understand what's so FML about this at all!

leos1991 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:17

Wow can u really have that much bad luck. Btw stop being a nitch and just to ur job

jamieskittles 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:58

I say FYL because you have a shitty job you want to leave, then they go and do stuff like that to make you stay.

schlag321 0

Monday 29 June 2009 13:52

I understand your point, but as my boss says, "Do a good job and be quiet about it." When someone screws up let them dangle in the breeze. When the "Kick the Moron in the Scrotum Police" come and give the idiots their due, watch with glee...then smile to yourself knowing it has been a job well-done. At that points it stops being FML, but F Their L

simplewhimsy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:38

If I was your coworker, I would have just laughed a hell of a lot and then patted you on the back. They're good enough to buy you a cruise after seeing your hard work, so they're good enough to understand that you REALLY need that break. Enjoy the cruise, man. :)