Love: One-way street

One-way street

By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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Considerate

By AloneAtPerkins - 05/02/2021 14:01

Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 814

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 06:34 - Netherlands

Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML

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You deserved it 5 993

Ashamed_Sister 60

Sunday 21 April 2013 10:12

You urgently need a new boyfriend.

MissMess 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 10:13

That sucks, next time he has man flu make sure you leave his ass to wallow in it!

Comments

chowE_fml 4

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:12

**** BITCHES GET MONEY

Thorzix 23

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:04

He's a keeper, marry him. Just kidding, he's a ******* asshole, you should dump him.

bvilleg 4

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:09

Wow

kikimonole 13

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:51

Sounds like your boyfriend doesn't know how to care for you. You should help him with that. Don't force him into it. Just... Help. :3

Grand_Cookie 21

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:21

Your boyfriend is a dick.

GarysMom725 10

Sunday 21 April 2013 22:03

And yet you still call him your boyfriend. Really?

bitchplease1821 5

Monday 22 April 2013 0:23

Damn you deserve better

megnog 11

Monday 22 April 2013 0:30

My brother treats his girlfriend exactly how your boyfriend has treated you and, all in all, you don't deserve someone like that, OP. It's time to break up with the jerk if this isn't the first time he's done this too you, which I'm guessing is the scenario.