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By bigmouthedmommy - 13/04/2015 05:35 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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mattzawesome 28

I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...

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reeper147 14

I've seen worse. Hell there are videos of people strapping strap ons on winnie the pooh and using him that way sooooo........ Internet?

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TabooSushi 24

As others have said: Just talk to the boy, let him know he isn't in trouble for simply acting on a natural urge (because hey, it may have been an odd choice, but at least a stuffed Mickey Mouse won't get pregnant or give him a disease), and maybe suggest that in the future he lock his door when he wants some "private time." And for God's sake, get the boy some condoms so he doesn't have to jack it into a stuffed toy, because dear lord that's going to get REAL nasty REAL quick.

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Jdlove2 20

I don't think they want to encourage "jacking it"

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, if nothing else, that'll be a great story to tell on his 18th birthday party.

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DieSowjet 4

Or when he brings his first girlfriend home

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ChoolyBooly 32

This is so disturbing....I suppose it's time for the sex talk?

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allybae1D 14

Give the kid a break. You act like its the worst thing in the world. If he's not getting how things work then he's gotta figure it out on his own and you can't blame him

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SadSouthernBell 18

it's better that it's Mickey, than the girl next door

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NickACD 27

Talk to your son. Too many parents ignore these incidents and just try to forget them when they should be talking about it with their children.

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lalaney 14

What, really? Why humiliate him like that? This isn't something worth talking about. Sex is worth talking about, but why in the hell would you embarrass a kid that age by making him talk about experimenting with a stuffed animal? Seriously, think back to that age. Draw forth the most embarrassing way that you first learned to **********. Now imagine your parents catching you and making you analyze the situation. Blehh!

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NickACD 27

Hmm? I don't know, maybe because he needs to know that he knows what he is doing and that he should lock his door.

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NickACD 27

If he is humiliated by the incident then he shouldn't be doing it. Also, I never did anything with stuffed animals, that's just creepy. Use a pillow if not your hand at that age.

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clair_brodie 35

Using a pillow is really no different than a stuffed animal.

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vlalam 24

I guess where he learnt all that from.. any clue?

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pjsr 32

Boys don't have to be taught that it feels good to rub up against something

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ZoroMiHawk 25

There's no need to make a big deal out of it. Your son is growing up and is going through puberty, it's all natural. Just make sure you talk to your son about practicing safe sex. Whether you like it or not, your son will eventually have sex with a girl. You can threaten him and scare him and leave him uneducated, or you can make sure when he eventually goes to bed with a girl, he will be aware of what STD's are and why wearing a condom is important.

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