Well, Micky does have a high pitched female voice, wears short shorts, and has a cute tail. He's a mousetrap, I tell ya.

* M-I-C... K-E-Y... *

Leave him alone. At least he isn't getting in risky situations outside of the home

Where's the blow up dolls when you need 'em?

Their is other kids who hump actual girls, who gives a shit?

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow mind.. Hey Mickey! Seriously, FYL but your kid will be fine.

When you love Disney a little to much

That is scary and so disturbing.

12 year old? sounds about right. and for those who keep saying time for the talk, my parents never gave me the talk (that I remember) and I went through the stage with no trouble. just gotta go with the flow. I turned out perfectly fine btw

Now you have an easy reference point during the sex talk at leastv