Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
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justlikeme79 9

Yow. I'm a girl, but that makes ME hurt.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Considering how small tootsie rolls are, that might not be something to brag about.

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laxbro182 1

Hey you guys sex gives you kids, while blow jobs give the girl jewelry and presents

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Yodaevil 4

What's all this chocolate talk? Nothing brown should be cummin out that body part! Unless you're talking about the ever delicious vanilla tootsie rolls..... Mmmmm

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styphon 5

That is so horrible for your poor boyfriend.

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KnucklesDeep 5

Why would you think it was fine to bite his penis? How retarded are you? Do you actually eat paint or just stick to licking windows?

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Absolutely this ^^^ Learn to do it better, OP.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So doing what the op did automatically makes you retarted? Nice logic you got there...

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benmec 18

So do you like your hotdogs with mustard or MAYONNAISE??? ;)

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Ahaha. That was so funny! Like, OMG. *facepalm*

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rednecktrucker 9

you need to learn to give better head.

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amisenho 11

What do you expect her to do, go practice on other guys?

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RedPillSucks 31

Hopefully your girlfriend is not the wise old owl

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buddyguyfriend 1

Ladies u really need to be better at blow J's. The better the J the better ur boyfriend is. Physics.

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RetardedDude 1

Truest statement ever

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cheerluv15 0

Sounds like u haven't got a bj in a while or ever

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hateevryone 14

don't use your teeth.

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