Paintwork

By MY CAR - 15/11/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML
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Renesaga 8

A dog doing a rain dance? Please tell me you recorded this and uploaded it to YouTube.

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deviable 9

Lasso that back bone back in and stage a tap dance on his face. With cleats.

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monkeybanana 7

11- same here... /:

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robertlovespi 3

There is a little button for replying directly to comments.

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ellybelly_502 4

That's pathetic OP. I would never have let anyone mess up my car. YDI for being a pushover

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jhldc 1

Yo c'mon give op a break. Maybe ops scrawny has no fight experience. It's easy to say oh I would Stand my ground and not get pushed around. But not everyone thinks it's a good idea to possibly get their ass kicked. Think if op stood his ground he would have gotten beaten up and would need a new paint job resulting in the same fml but with the whole getting his ass kicked.

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ellybelly_502 4

OP doesn't have to be disrespectful, just say something like "um dude, don't know if you noticed but your dog is messing up my car. Could you get him off? Thanks bud." At least do something ya know?

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FYLDeep 25

Should have walked up to him and said, "What in the **** - I say, what in the **** you think you're doing, son? Scratching the paint on my car, that is."

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Angelice_fml 0

At least he didn't kidnap your cat.

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blowntegdb8 5

Dang grow a pair. At least tell the guy to control his animal. All else get all the info on him you can, plus a pic of him and his dog an then call the cops. Man up!

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bennn89 5

I really want a foghorn leghorn T shirt now lmao.

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leadman1989 15

I would have beat him with his dog.

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blowntegdb8 5

Better yet.. Someone needs to beat the dog owner and put him in his place.

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purple91 8

OP, you sound like a little bitch and I don't like you.

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