Dogs, Cars and Animals: Paintwork

Paintwork

By MY CAR - 15/11/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

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Renesaga 8

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:39

A dog doing a rain dance? Please tell me you recorded this and uploaded it to YouTube.

deviable 9

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:40

Lasso that back bone back in and stage a tap dance on his face. With cleats.

Comments

kensiroo 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:44

wow. honestly, OP sounds like a snobby bitch.

Maddoctor 10

Tuesday 15 November 2011 18:07

Really? How? Because I didn't know it was a snobby thing to get upset over some other guy letting his dog ruin the roof of your car. You must be the chillest person alive if you have absolutely no problem with that.

CaptainJackCat 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 20:22

Question. How would you feel if someone allowed their pet to destroy the roof of your car? I'm pretty sure you'd be complaining.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:52

A taser will compensate for lack of backbone.

weepingangel_fml 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:05

Haha! That was me!!!

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 15 November 2011 22:09

There's this new thing they've invented for when someone a bit scary starts doing things to your car when you're inside it. It's called 'driving away'. Check it out.

lionlvr 9

Tuesday 15 November 2011 23:43

Do not call dogs pieces of crap, he was taught that way and he can't help it. All dogs are sweet.

zaz2408 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 3:43

The owner taught the dog to climb ontop of a car and do a rain dance? Damn, he's one hell of a dog trainer, that's for sure.

friedeggyolive 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:36

hahaha I love you!

happy_dino 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:38

Where's the WTF button when you need it?

Ami_lee333 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 0:41

you smiled as if it was cute LMAO

Donniehw 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 1:12

Punch him in the balls! Then go inside and lock the door... He won't be able to get inside.... And you get revenge for your car...

chels1994 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 1:39

Well, it needs to find its way back into town... not saying you deserved this cuz you didn't, but have some self respect. Not all huge guys are violent and tough. Just be careful.