Pranks, Painful and Health: Panic! In the Bathroom

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 140

Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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You deserved it 203

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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You deserved it 3 263

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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You deserved it 8 343

By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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You deserved it 19 994

Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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You deserved it 4 241

By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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You deserved it 1 205

BB_ava 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:11

Soap bar. Weapon? rofl

Spinnmaster 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:11

grabbing a soap bar as a weapon.. classic!

Comments

lizabeth131 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:19

Soap.... really? -_-

bobbymullet 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:20

at first I thought this said "while showering my brother" haha. he's probably never seen a naked girl though and really wanted to(;

Babalu722 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:33

thats what the internets for!

foilindo 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:22

I used to do it all the time to my little brother. mean, but hilarious!!!

colly123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:04

Is that your brother on your neck?

DeathMaple 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:26

Squirt shampoo in his eye! That'll get him. =]

Monkeyone 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:30

Haha your brother is hilarious!!!

daxter136 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:30

he really wanted to see you in the shower (boobies) :)

daxter136 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:28

or maybe see your penis

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:14

op is female

Iamnotmyself 17

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:28

-110 Maybe she hasn't had her surgery yet.

Zaffro 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:30

Yeah I can see that bar of soap featuring on worlds deadliest weapons!

MrSexyPants 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:31

Clumsy Kids unite!!

nephilim241 19

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:32

YDI for woefully inadequate choice of weaponry

stacianichole 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:45

cause the shower is a good place to find a huge array of defense weapons...?

nephilim241 19

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:12

I think even a shampoo bottle do better.. but the ultimate would be a toilet brush, a long brush with bits of shit on the end is quite the repellent :-p

kendrrraa10 2

Friday 22 July 2011 17:30

Am i the only one who thinks soap could actually hurt someone? It hurts when you drop it on your toe so why wouldn't it hurt if someone was throwing it at you?