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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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You deserved it 15 554

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 577

You deserved it 2 941

By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 645

You deserved it 2 998

By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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You deserved it 750

Another pro-shoe argument

By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 237

You deserved it 995

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 129

You deserved it 33 246

By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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You deserved it 7 526

The irony stings

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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You deserved it 11 327

By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 565

You deserved it 28 177

By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 340

You deserved it 1 185

Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 688

You deserved it 37 791

Leprecon 3

Monday 5 October 2009 12:12

Unless you are allergic to bees, you deserved it.

skiz_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 12:09

Shit thats the funniest thing ive seen all day. And to be a ******* asshole, FIRST! (I bet this gets buried straight away)

Comments

danielw 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:00

ydi

slaoN_810 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:39

YDI for being a woman

xemileeeeeex 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:23

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:14

fake as hell. rolling at a couple mph is not nearly enough force for the airbag to deploy. i got hit almost head on by a car that was doing 20 while i was doing 15 and neither of ours deployed. you suck and should stop lying to get the attention of strangers that you don't know and will never meet. and, if you still feel the need to, kill yourself in an outrageous way that'll land you an entire week's worth of nightly news and stop wasting everyone's goddamn time.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:55

I hate stupid bitches who freak out over insects and the like. Yeah I'm talking about dudes too. You lot (the stupid bitches) do realizing panicking is going to make it more likely that they'll bite/sting, yes?

xXlolololXx 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:21

z3r0ram, THANK YOU. there's absolutely NO WAY that your airbags deployed, when you release your foot from the brake you only slightely roll forward, and you would've only just bumped the car in front of you.

tropicthunder 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 8:55

Daaaaaaaaamn fyl

noshitsherlock 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 10:49

WOW. YOU TOTALLY DESERVE IT. It's so annoying when people flip out like that over bees. SERIOUSLY, IT'S A BEE. Unless you're allergic, it won't kill you.

Meeka_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:10

Ahaha. This happened to me once. I was in my friend's car and we were at Sonic with some friends in another car next to us. Unfortunately, we were in a car with manual windows and door locks. It took us a while to get the situation under control as our "friends" rolled their automatic windows up and locked the doors so we couldn't get in. I have been stung by wasps before so I know how bad it can be and I was not about to let it happen again. I've had a bee in my car before, too. It landed on my leg then my hand. I just left it alone. Thank god I was at a stoplight for a long time.