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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 577

You deserved it 2 941

By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 645

You deserved it 2 998

By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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You deserved it 750

Another pro-shoe argument

By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 237

You deserved it 995

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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You deserved it 33 246

By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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You deserved it 7 526

The irony stings

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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You deserved it 11 327

By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 565

You deserved it 28 177

By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 340

You deserved it 1 185

Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 688

You deserved it 37 791

Leprecon 3

Monday 5 October 2009 12:12

Unless you are allergic to bees, you deserved it.

skiz_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 12:09

Shit thats the funniest thing ive seen all day. And to be a ******* asshole, FIRST! (I bet this gets buried straight away)

Comments

lonely_wife 0

Friday 9 October 2009 0:28

hey did you see this post :#5658731... its really similar! lol =D

Prawn_fml 2

Monday 12 October 2009 10:33

Why would wearing a skirt make this behaviour reasonable? This seems completely senseless regardless.

kaztor 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:00

Don't swat at flying stinging creatures... You will have less of a chance of them stinging you.

RandomCommenter 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 17:52

You realize if you had handled that rationally none of the rest of that would have happened, right?

some_girl9 8

Friday 8 January 2010 4:39

Idiot. I can't believe you freaked out over a ******* BEE??!?!? None of that stuff would've happened if you just ignored it. THEY DON'T BOTHER YOU IF YOU DON'T BOTHER THEM. YDI doesn't even begin to describe it.

Jakojan 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:53

i hate people who are afraid of bees... just imagine them as flies that FIGHT BACK WHEN YOU TRY DO SMASH THEM IN TO A BILLION PIECES. they dont sting unless YOU swat at it and panic like a little kid. if someone swatted at YOU wouldnt YOU do something about it? (i just noticed i have an issue of capitalizing YOU)