PANIC

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
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snafu57 1

you're lucky your arm didn't fall asleep during the day,or else it'd be up all night.

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krivedko 0

don't be so boring!! this story is much better than all that whiny shit posted by losers and nerds!

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ipwnallmen 10

well youre just like a turtlekudos for those who get the reference

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coco666maggot 3

Okay...that was funny as Hell xD

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Eponine_fml 0

It happens to me almost every morning. HOW is this an FML???

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LilaBear 1

Umm, pretty sure this has happened to everyone. (ie, being startled by a dead arm/hand... perhaps not the screaming and hitting bit)

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KokoFR_fml 0

Not exactly a FML to me, but it's funny enough to be told here! :)

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danmmcd 0

that has happened to my arm before, and if anything, i would post it on MLIA...

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maggiewalters 17

been there, done that but i didnt scream... oO

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infantry831 0

your lucky everyone thinks your a fruit cake. that's what you get you fruit. go kick rocks

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tomc666 0

that should be "you're lucky" since it was used to compound the words "you" and "are".

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Peroxide 3

and then you masturbated. We call that one "the stranger".

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