Pants on fire

By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 04:12 - United States

Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML
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IceMan11 23

There is nothing wrong with being 25 and single.

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dudeimmadoc 9

Aww, its okay OP, I'm sure she was just joking!

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janiiine 5

Send a video of your boyfriend introducing himself.

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MidnaLink 33

That won't work. If Mom won't believe a photo, there's no way she'll believe OP didn't pay this guy off.

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jrock9093 18

Aww you poor thing the hell what your mom says if your dating someone be proud of it

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starile 19

jrock9030, a lot of the times you say some pretty decent things. But almost always get downvoted because of total disregard to capitalization, punctuation, and sentence structure. Just add some periods and commas, and cut the run-ons. In no time, you can become an FML favorite. I believe in you, buddy.

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kiaora_fml 11

Skype her or video chat to prove it and there is no need for her to be nasty about it. Nothing wrong with being single at 25, but you mothers attitude needs a reality check.

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laughlots4195 7

Well, that was harsh.

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Epikouros 31

Maybe she'll believe you if you send her a sex video.

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MrBoredomioo 18

But then mom will ask how much the guy Is being paid

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perdix 29

Start popping out the grandbabies, and that'll teach her a lesson she soon won't forget!

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AquanTheDragon 5

And then send Mommy Dearest the child support papers.

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