Paperweight

By caramelkarma - 15/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 271
You deserved it 65 684

Same thing different taste

Top comments

castnerinho 0

damn. still. your mom needs to find a better place to put her tax stuff. In a "bag of trash"? not sure bout that lol

may_cause_fail 0

Good luck crashing on mom's couch next time you get drunk. :D

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Paying taxes stinks on a good day, but now.... ;) I can't believe you all have never put mail in a bag. I have a communal mailbox and get lots of mail, so sometimes I carry my mail back from the mailbox in a plastic Safeway bag...

Margaritaville 0

It could have been like a plastic bag wih the envelopes ready to be mailed and its by the door so she wont forget it when he leaves and he mistook it for trash.

ahhhhhhhhhh on tax day LMFAO awesome awesome awesome i love it assssssssshatttttttttt

Get_Naykid 0

Lol. "It's right here, mommy."

Agreed with #6. Who keeps tax materials in a fckn trash can?

That sucks for the both of you, seriously. Although, your mum should've seriously done her taxes earlier.

You Need To Take The Bag Of Barf And Taxes And Bring It To H&R Block (The Bank) Get Them To Say They Will Do Your Taxes For You Then Hand Them The Bag And Leave :)

Truan_fml 0

I can see your mom's post now "About 20 years, I didn't get an abortion. FML"

uhhuh_her 0

Wow. That's more like an F your mom's Life than yours. Today, my drunk kid crashed on my couch and then threw up all over my taxes. FML

YDI. Why? Because you got yourself a damn hangover. This is the whole reason I don't drink. And if you're going to drink, be reasonable. FHL though.