Paperweight

By caramelkarma - 15/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 271
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

castnerinho 0

damn. still. your mom needs to find a better place to put her tax stuff. In a "bag of trash"? not sure bout that lol

may_cause_fail 0

Good luck crashing on mom's couch next time you get drunk. :D

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if i had a child that was close (within 5 years) to drinking age, i wouldnt be so dumb as to keep incredibly valuable things in anything that looks like a trash can. honestly. and people that say ydi for drinking, grow up. everyone drinks, its not a crazy notion. if he said he was hungover from doing heroin or meth that would be different.

#43, in case you're talking to me, just want to point out that I said YDI for getting a hangover like that, not for drinking because that would make me hypocritical & I drink (& am underage, which would make me even more-so...)

jmaczor 0

so did you know where her bag was?

FHL for leaving her tax stuff until today.

kellster 2

YDI for drunk crashing on your MOM's couch. Dude. Seriously. Also, don't puke on other people's stuff. It's not nice. And don't get that hungover if you can't handle it, which you obviously can't. Drink less. Idiot.

bwbabe09 0

hahahahaha. you should be more careful, next time you might puke on your own taxes :)

you dumb **** congrats on ******* over your mom's day and causing her to now probably be late on her taxes.

ohhhhshizzz 0

#29: you gotta finish it. Today is my sons 21st birthday, 21 years ago I slept with the pizza man and didn't get an abortion. FML.