Paperweight

By caramelkarma - 15/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML
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castnerinho 0

damn. still. your mom needs to find a better place to put her tax stuff. In a "bag of trash"? not sure bout that lol

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may_cause_fail 0

Good luck crashing on mom's couch next time you get drunk. :D

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kirbyviper93 0

I'm gonna have to go with a F**k Her Life on this one.

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kacee_nicole 0

Its more like FHL.

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asilex 0

hahaa I can see your mom taking out all the papers and drying them trying to get all the puke off :O **** that sucks ass!

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Bucinka 5

FHL for leaving the taxes until the last minute. I bet she won't procrastinate again.

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wriptidez 0

just tell her taxes make you puke

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FweakofCydonia 40

I wonder if OP will give us the follow up story.

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dangermouse2990 19

Well you must be a joy to have around the house.

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sisoladra 20

That's 1 tax return I'd gladly give to the government

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