Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 042
You deserved it 3 537

Same thing different taste

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I once was accused of being a Nazi for the same reason

Next time, block the sun with your middle finger. That'll really impress! :D

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Did you tell them that? Don't feel bad I got fired from a job based on what a customer said too. It was bullshit just like your situation. Good luck on finding a better job with a better boss.

Ask to speak to the customer, then look him straight in the eye and say, "I wasn't flashing that gang symbol at you; I was flashing it at the sun. I am part of the Night Owl cult who shun the light of the sun as it is the mascot of our rival cult, the Early Birds, only the Caffeine cult can prevent us from destroying the Sun and allows us to walk in broad daylight." If the customer looks at you like you're nuts remind him that this makes exactly as much sense as his theory which almost got you fired.

This made me laugh more than it should have.

Goblin182 26

Tell him that you weren't flashing gang signs, you were trying to tell him to steal second base.

That was an uptight dumb customer. Good that you saved the job though OP.

Was he white cause it seems like he would be white just out of pure knowledge of the stupidity of some white people

epilepticloh 20

You should've asked him exactly which gang he thought you were referring to

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Come on be real what set you rep?