Parenting is exhausting

By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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thawny_fml 21

You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!

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rodrigun449 16

Sucks, either you were taking to long or your husbands just not into it

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CookieCat327 9

... I fail to see why this earns you a "FML"

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confused_wandere 26

Which she? The OP or the daughter? In either case, why on earth wouldn't they be?

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Sudoc 29

"Passed out" could mean several different things. Did he fall asleep or was it a medical problem? I mean, YLS either way but still...

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SnowySouls 3

She must have mastered the sleeper penis touch. Only the sluttiest of females can master it.

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Benderama 8

Then your not doing it right

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