Cars, Accident and Transportation: Parked out

Parked out

By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 20:41 - Canada

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

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You deserved it 5 071

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By greatdriver...4 - 31/08/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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You deserved it 2 806

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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bitchesbcrazy 0

Monday 6 February 2012 2:45

Damned batshit psychopaths

sweetness17 7

Monday 6 February 2012 2:45

15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.

Comments

xStaciexLynnx 15

Monday 6 February 2012 14:15

I don't think he overlooked you waving him out. I think he saw you waving him on, thought you were helping him and telling him to keep going, and hit your car because you were too close.

ashes1005 0

Monday 6 February 2012 15:52

I agree with others your the crazy one who was waving him out instead od moving or honking sorry but you deserved it

cooperd52 6

Monday 6 February 2012 16:56

That's when you honk

picklemonger 13

Monday 6 February 2012 20:06

There's this new invention called "honk" that emits that loud "signal". You might want to consider using that instead of hand gestures next time.

Krulin 8

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:18

"Why can't he see me?! I'm waving my hand as fast as I can! What a batshit insane psychopath!"

cajekraze 7

Monday 6 February 2012 20:10

I don't understand losers that hold up traffic waiting for a spot. It makes no sense to spend 5 minutes sitting instead of walking 100 extra feet. It also pisses off other people. YDI OP for being a lazy douche

day624 14

Monday 6 February 2012 22:11

Thats what car horns are for my friend

brandialexis 0

Monday 6 February 2012 23:35

hope you have the "Allstate value plan" LOL

Revell13 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:01

What were you doing DIRECTLY behind the other car? Give them some room next time.

madsocktm 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:08

So a guy backed into you and you're angry because you waved in your car and that suddenly makes you amazingly visible to a driver when you're in his blind spot and you were obviously so close he hit you...yeah they're obviously a batshit insane psycopath not you...