Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Parkour!

Parkour!

By ohjoy - 18/11/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML

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By Josie - 05/06/2012 04:27 - United States - Florence

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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Busted!

By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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The harder they come…

By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

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By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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STOP!

By Sammmmi - 22/06/2016 18:35 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

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Maxine17 8

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:03

How the hell did your friend manage to jump a 7 foot fence? Pretty damn cool. As for you...try again?

jh012 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:00

that. is. awesome.

Comments

baseballlover777 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:20

why not take ur shorts off then put them back on?

DeathShad0 1

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:31

Someone put the pics on the internet. They would make great demotivational posters.

hate_myself 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 1:41

that sucks, why didnt you just take your shorts off

xdevotchkax 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 2:28

HE left HIS keys. why did you have to jump after him? fail.

Amortifiedperson 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:06

Aw! On your dad's part, why not a video? Great family home video right there!

Erindub 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:07

Those gated communities are laughable. Just walk in after a car goes in the gate. My friend lives in one and she feels sooooo safe because of it. Shes never processed the thought that I've NEVER ONCE needed to be buzzed in upon visiting her.

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:42

your lucky your fat did not get impaled in the gate.

wrigglezeus 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:58

haha that's pretty damn awesome. so hilarious. need to see pics for that :p

ThinkBeforeSpeak 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:11

I can only describe this situation in one word. FAIL. YDI for even trying after your friend made it. But on the otherhand. Think about all the people that got a good laugh as they drove by. I'm sure it made their day.