Awkward, Party, Cops and Miscellaneous: PARTAY!

PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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NGM_47 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:12

Yeah...cause strippers show up in cop cars -_- Your friends must have been really drunk not to know that.

caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:20

Strippers that show up in cars with strobe lights? DAMN! YOU MUSTA PUT IN EXTRA!

Comments

MoeRoxxs 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 19:15

I call BS! If you are at a party at a friend's house who "lives with their parents" and the cops roll your first thought is not gonna be strippers its gonna be that the party is getting rolled...well unless you are a complete idiot.

citycrazed25 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 20:42

YDI for not remembering the code

carb_lover 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 22:51

ohh man that blows! but it was pretty funny to read hahaha.

IUsed2 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:52

XFD i knew from the very first sentece that YDI and you did not dissappoint man

fawfulster 11

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:35

This is for my life is average.

loverslanex3 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 2:17

Oh, that word was supposed to be off, not of, that might make a bit more sense...

justmeagirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:45

This is horrible, and totally your fault (and if that were my kid they'd never be left alone again)... but also kinda hilarious that your dumb-a** friends thought they were strippers, hahaha.

triplethreat13 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 6:01

murphy's law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. especially if you are under pressure or anxiety, which would have been caused by doing something you're not supposed to. YDI.