Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
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emsiti 6

he did the right thing drinking to much will kill you i know a few people who died of it

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lv8898 0

and that, your honor, is when I had to kill him.

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kainpwnsu 19

And, DID you learn anything? Perhaps that getting hammered sucks?

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babyblue666 1

throw that ****** out

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crazyrunnergirl 7

that's sorta mean if him but you still deserve it for drinking that much

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bingababe 16

Ah, actually my iPhone does. Because I use u's a lot when texting it changes us to u's.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

I can only imagine what he'll do if you got pregnant. Kick you in the stomach? ..On second thought, I'm somewhat intrigued..

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heyred 11

Yeah, he's mature enough to tale that whole, "in sickness and in health" thing seriously. What a jerk.

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