People are awful

By Anonymous - 07/09/2015 14:21 - Australia - Auburn

Spicy
Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML
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Amateur_Dank 17

You never know what you'll see on the train...

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djm2010 8

Ugh... Some people have all the luck...

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lunaangel 14

WOW that sounds illegal isn't there a law about public nudity that's just nasty I'm so sorry you saw that op

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sweetbliss3 37

Yes. I just wish there was a punctuation law, not to mention the horrible run on sentence.

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pandablair 16

You know, sometimes I'm upset that my part of the world doesn't have a normal train/subway system, but then I see things like this and suddenly I'm okay with it. FYL, that sucks. Hopefully your next time goes better.

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xluciferx666 21

Everybody look out cause choochoo here comes the meat train!!!!

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StickyPickles 33

It's just a dick, you'll see many more in your lifetime. . Though preferably not in public. Just be thankful it wasn't touching you. Someone else was probably much more unfortunate than you

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magicviper1 15

how old are you exactly? although that isn't the way you want to see your first one.

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RedPillSucks 31

what difference does that make? she should be forced to see some random dick if she doesn't want to

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buckstop1 37

*shouldn't Sorry, I try not to be that guy, but that makes all the difference in your comment

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MandieL 27

I agree she shouldn't be forced to see that, but I'm curious as to her age as well because I know I saw penises young when we learnt about the birds and the bees. Unless she meant seeing one first hand, rather than in a picture/video.

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Ichiya 29

I rather think Jiraya would agree with the original statement more though.

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drrobotnik1 18

if she's able to use a computer, then she's seen a dick before. she must mean "seen in real life and not on the internet"

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camilax3 15

Well, he sure does sound like a crowd pleasure... But on another note, im sorry you had to experience your first time like that.

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LycanGod 27

wondering how old the OP is. and if she has lived under a rock? most people on this day and age would have seen at least one in their teens...

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helveeta 11

Especially someone who has a job already?!

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dirty_dan_ 15

How old are you? Most people have seen one when they were young.

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gracehi 31

The first time I saw a penis I was a toddler and my mom was giving me and my little brother a bath. The first time I saw a penis as an "adult" (highschool age) I went into my brother's room to wake him up on my father's orders. He woke up alright, and his morning wood fell out of his boxers. I know your pain, OP. This too shall pass.

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