Transportation: People are awful - FML

People are awful

By Anonymous - 07/09/2015 14:21 - Australia - Auburn

Spicy

Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 485

You deserved it 2 882

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By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

Spicy

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 806

You deserved it 2 137

By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Spicy

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

I agree, your life sucks 123 405

You deserved it 6 734

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Spicy

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 138 514

You deserved it 10 418

By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 497

You deserved it 6 861

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 789

By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

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Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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You deserved it 42 611

Where on Earth do you work?

By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Spicy

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 887

You deserved it 3 943

By trainhump - 20/02/2010 10:54 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 283

You deserved it 3 050

Finally!

By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Spicy

Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 664

You deserved it 1 991

Unexpected arousal

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Spicy

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 12 332

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Top comments

NthDakotaBeaches 12

Monday 7 September 2015 18:43

This FML is lacking crucial details...

Amateur_Dank 17

Monday 7 September 2015 18:42

You never know what you'll see on the train...

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ezrajab 22

Monday 7 September 2015 19:21

Huh

spicypie 10

Monday 7 September 2015 19:24

What a dick

christopherwilli 14

Monday 7 September 2015 19:28

You never saw one in sex Ed or something?

Aleys_fml 21

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:03

I don't recall any males dropping their pants in sex ed.

Lawlesssss 0

Monday 7 September 2015 19:29

People, maybe she's genuinely religious and/or is saving herself. Not every adult is sexually active, or watches ****. Maybe she was sheltered. Or raised in the Midwest. Or the Bible belt. Or an Amish community. Or all of the above. Cheesus.

IronMan_Mk43 20

Monday 7 September 2015 19:31

Maybe she's a lesbian?

Lawlesssss 0

Monday 7 September 2015 19:34

F---, I missed that one...

doodlecloud 26

Monday 7 September 2015 21:19

Or maybe she just means this is the first time she's seen one in real life, rather than pictures or films...

gracehi 31

Tuesday 8 September 2015 13:03

That's what I assumed, 62. It makes the most sense.

shadowlurker_j 15

Monday 7 September 2015 19:32

I really hope it wasn't on purpose...

Dexter83_fml 17

Monday 7 September 2015 19:37

The guy wasn't having a wank was he ?

UmbraSlayer 11

Monday 7 September 2015 19:45

That would be the worst I am so sorry

asdadfhowrh 23

Monday 7 September 2015 19:50

Brace yourself, dick puns are coming.

beeferjay 34

Tuesday 8 September 2015 1:18

they've come, all over

schreibergx93 19

Monday 7 September 2015 19:52

It's cool to be prude, I wish I could go out naked. I think many of us do.

kpetrovski 24

Monday 7 September 2015 19:56

A moment I'm sure you'll treasure forever.

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