Transportation: People are awful

People are awful

By Anonymous - 07/09/2015 14:21 - Australia - Auburn

Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML

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You deserved it 2 882

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By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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You deserved it 2 137

By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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You deserved it 6 734

By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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You deserved it 10 418

By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 6 861

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 789

By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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You deserved it 42 611

Where on Earth do you work?

By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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You deserved it 3 943

By trainhump - 20/02/2010 10:54 - Australia

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

Finally!

By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML

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You deserved it 1 991

Unexpected arousal

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 12 332

NthDakotaBeaches 12

Monday 7 September 2015 18:43

This FML is lacking crucial details...

Amateur_Dank 17

Monday 7 September 2015 18:42

You never know what you'll see on the train...

Comments

vikky538 28

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:20

May not just for you but its first time for 99% people in that train to see a dick in train

Sandsh8rk 36

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:33

Seems like a typical day on the Sydney Trains network to me.

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:45

well congratulations...hope the count begins in your favour...enjoy Op

Adamjohn82 19

Tuesday 8 September 2015 5:03

This is why I live in the country.

RyanBee 14

Tuesday 8 September 2015 5:46

I've watched enough Japanese Animated **** to know where this is going. Lmfao

Dude23417 8

Tuesday 8 September 2015 6:15

There are dicks all around us... You just happened to see one in between two legs instead of one walking on two legs

MidnightB 23

Tuesday 8 September 2015 6:58

This gives, "The early bird gets the worm", a whole different meaning.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 September 2015 14:30

What is with public transportation and men whipping it out?

John_in_Oz 11

Tuesday 8 September 2015 17:36

I've seen hundreds of them sitting while a pregnant woman is standing.

randome101 12

Tuesday 8 September 2015 18:02

Oh Australia... You see a snake around every corner there I guess.

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