People are awful

By Anonymous - 07/09/2015 14:21 - Australia - Auburn

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Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML
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Amateur_Dank 17

You never know what you'll see on the train...

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Catdragon 40

must have looked at a reflective surface.

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captainsmegma 12

Soooo what did you think about that dick?

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dirtbikeguy 14

It is a little odd that a dick would be taking the train to work. I hope it tucked its balls under the seat/overhead bin to make room for someone else on the seat.

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cyberI7 13

Seen a Dick! WTF. It's a penis! I work with a bunch of dicks!

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katyviper 22

My first time seeing a dick was when a guy pulled up next to me in his car, smashed his horn, and jerked off.

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KagamineRinny 14

OP, this could have been much worse. "Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the crowded morning train. It was my Grandpa's, drunk off his ass and calling my name."

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ThatOnePolarBear 13

I feel like a bit of context would be helpful.

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