Sex, Friends and Intimacy: Perfect?

Perfect?

By NeverGonnaGetAny - 23/02/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

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You deserved it 24 045

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Get in there!

By Menareidiots - 24/02/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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You deserved it 22 721

By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 6 059

By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Doesn't Matter Had Sex - 09/09/2015 02:37 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 4 511

Wait, what?

By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 379

You deserved it 4 776

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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bobdole 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:58

As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.

Cloudy_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:02

Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.

Comments

greenfairy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:07

how come guys think it's ok to complain about being placed in the "friends" category, but are wondering about why a girl is annoyed about the same thing?

KingRay 3

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:19

Because a girl can seduce a guy easy.

holynemesis1208 3

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:21

at least they didn't answer with, gang-bang you.

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:11

why would you even ask that? i agree w/ #3

carriealana 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 4:01

#38 and #39. Agreed. This FML confuses me so much :(

maiden_girl 5

Tuesday 24 February 2009 4:02

I agree with #3 too. Again with #38 and #39... why would you even ask that?

Capybara 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:38

You were fishing for compliments, amirite?

kataris 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 6:19

If they're college guys, they're lying their asses off.

Paynegwynn 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 6:28

@21 I would. And have.

Blind_Ninja 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 8:30

Choose one: a) you were beaten with an ugly stick as a child b) those guys are all gay c) you were beat with an ugly stick as a child by your gay, guy friends. But in all seriousness, if you're not half bad looking and your friends aren't gay, then either they're lying or they really think of you as more of a sister and not "one of the guys". I have a female friend who I'd call one of the guys and I'd bang her in a minute (not literally a minute). Only problem there is that she thinks of me as a brother. Some of these girls may be my best friends, but they're still attractive women. But hey, that's just me. Also, food for thought: Maybe you're not bad looking, but maybe you're just not their type and so they're not attracted to you. What type of girls do they usually go for and how could you compare yourself to those girls? Cute and attractive aren't really the same thing. Maybe they're attracted to ugly girls with huge feet. Who knows?