Perfume Allergy Man strikes again!

By Lor - 09/10/2019 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By girlw/ablog - 02/07/2019 11:00 - United States - Austin

Today, while on a bus, an elderly lady sat next to me sneezed so hard, snot literally went flying. I even offered her a napkin, that she refused. After a brief panic and realizing she had nothing to clean her mess with, she "inconspicuously" wiped her snotty hand on my pants. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By justnance - 22/12/2011 18:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

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Sorry guys

By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 9 October 2019 9:53

More like **** his life.

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 9 October 2019 20:40

I hate it when people do this. And most of the time, what they wear doesn’t even smell good.

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Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 9 October 2019 9:53

More like **** his life.

rotflqtms_ 21

Wednesday 9 October 2019 13:48

F both of their lives. One of them had to deal with vomiting... the other had to deal with some stranger's vomit all over their lap and backpack... like...cleaning your own vomit off your things is already gross enough, but having to walk around with someone else's vomit on your pants and your backpack? And dealing with the smell? No bueno! And we don't know if OP was going home from somewhere or going somewhere.

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 9 October 2019 20:40

I hate it when people do this. And most of the time, what they wear doesn’t even smell good.

mas12806 24

Thursday 10 October 2019 4:09

Who voted YDI…

Sonotsuave 35

Thursday 10 October 2019 5:11

I never understood why people do that, it’s like stop becoming immune to the smell of your perfume so thoroughly that you keep spraying more

crashtestdumplin 16

Wednesday 20 November 2019 4:40

Oh no! Sorry that happened, I am sensitive to smells too, I always end up with a migraine and nausea in public. I feel bad for both of you! I understand wanting to smell nice and perfume/ cologne may give one confidence and what not, but if you expect to be in a closed area with little personal space, maybe adjust how much or get a travel size for your final destination. Chances are it will be an offensive odor to more than one person.