Perks

By Username - 01/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

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Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML
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Thanatos1206 0

Well that's always a plus to have an employee for that.

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sheethapins 13

Employee of the Month: Rick Rick is always a hands on guy. He's got a real firm grip on his duties and really knows how to beat the competition. When it comes to Rick he's an explosive guy who pulls his way to the top, he always finishes what he starts, is quick to lend a hand, and never leaves any job unfinished. He's got a satisfying ethic to him and I can honestly say he pleases me. Congratulations Rick.

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allitaylor 4

handjobs work too!

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neongurl98 10

awww, u r so nice to put that in for him! now there's no way he won't get the job, rigghhttt? sarcasm is a birch :) I wonder what the guy you were helping said!

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Nikelopez 11

To begin with why'd you fire him

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plko00 5

Its probably worse from your employees position

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robotchicken19 0

Lmao!!! That's hilarious!!! It's funny how forgetting two lil words can change the meaning of something.

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aj_alex 0

Haha lol that made me laugh.

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dragonmonkey 9

If the rec was for a female, I bet she'd be hired straight away! But unless this guy applied to work at a correctional facility or hair salon, I doubt he'll have the same luck, lol.

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