Pesky kids

By no one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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TheAbdoKiller 2

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

^ you talk a lot of shit for someone that chokes on **** all day long

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

My wrong there? WTF? You need help, sis? Your grammar sucks almost as hard as your mouth does every Friday night at the whorehouse.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

I'm CoffeeChickBlows, not CoffeeChick. Get your eyes examined, or I'll start thinking you're a ******* retard. Yeah, that's "you're," not "your."

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desertpunk75 11

FYL for having some dipshit son like that. My generation is freaking retarded.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

That's what I thought, ********. Now **** off.

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LovelyTerror 2

be grateful he doesn't smoke in ur cat

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MDTeddy 13

I think it is worse if it was a girl. It is stilly pretty messed up.

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Vulpes21 6

Make him finish the whole pack then don't pay for his chemo.

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zebralover23 14

How did you not know you can smell smoke it stinks

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