Work, Annoying and Love: Pissed

Pissed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 22:35 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML

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You deserved it 1 134

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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

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You deserved it 1 340

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 16:00

Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 160

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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You deserved it 3 879

Backstabbing

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML

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You deserved it 141

By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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You deserved it 3 848

Timeshare

By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 02:00

Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML

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You deserved it 330

By Shuttie - 18/01/2013 12:55 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 2 July 2016 11:15

Wow. Good riddance for sure. And if they still feel the need to be picking on you like that, they're clearly not content with their own lives. **** their lives, really

Sam611001 12

Saturday 2 July 2016 11:24

Tell your manager they are harassing you? I don't know but there is probably a way of gettig rid of them if they only frustrate you

Comments

toolazytotype99 18

Saturday 2 July 2016 15:52

This is when you begin to smile maniacally an follow them around the gym, keeping a constant distance of 5 yards. Stop walking when they do and if they turn to look at you, smile and tilt your head like Michael Myers :)

brianna1494 27

Saturday 2 July 2016 16:07

How to lose your job 101

Jachin357 28

Saturday 2 July 2016 16:12

Keep your head high OP! They are a waste of space and very immature if they have restored to this. You were the faithful one and the true friend. You are above them! Try to change your shift :) I'm sure your boss will understand.

danihammer 4

Saturday 2 July 2016 18:46

Forgive them and forget them. Getting pissed off is exactly what they want so don't give it to them. Work on yourself and become an OG who is too awesome to care about that petty shit.

Regisord413 10

Saturday 2 July 2016 19:08

Forgive? Why should OP forgive them when they showed up at his job to specifically make him mad, no other reason. Forget but do not forgive.

tayjb17 15

Saturday 2 July 2016 18:57

time to find a new gym

Regisord413 10

Saturday 2 July 2016 19:06

Wow, FYL. I'm sorry to hear that happened to you.

prodigyiskey 9

Saturday 2 July 2016 19:21

I thought it would be the other way around since she cheated on you. I mean isn't that enough for her to feel better in a mean way but nooooo she has to make you feel worse even with your ex best friend.....people these days they disgust me